Here’s a little tune inspired by the Season 3 Jack-centric episode “Stranger in a Strange Land” . Unfortuately, this reveal about missing Oceanic stewardess/ Tailie Cindy was made in the commercials well in advance of the episode’s airing. (Eh, we all make mistakes.) But it still had the makings of a swell parody song of “Windy” by that mod supergroup of the 60’s, The Association. So, let’s fire up the Swan Hatch’s lava lamp and take a listen. 
CINDY
Who’s peeking through the bars of Jack’s bear cage
And has a brain that’s lighter than air
Who looks like they’ve been ” Tastin’ the Rainbow”
Everyone knows it’s Cindy
Who’s trippin’ out on The Others’ Kool-Aid
Spent too much time in Room 23
Who’s here to watch you captured a moment
Everyone knows it’s Cindy
And Cindy has glassy eyes
Like she’s been lobotomized
And Cindy, she used to fly
But now she’s fried
She’s really fried
And Cindy has glassy eyes
Like she’s been lobotomized
And Cindy, she used to fly
But now she’s fried (She’s really fried)
Completely fried (Totally FRIED)
Who’s trippin’ out on The Other’s Kool-Aid
Spent too much time in Room 23
Who’s here to watch you captured a moment
Everyone knows it’s Cindy
Who’s trippin’ out on The Others’ Kool-Aid
Spent too much time in Room 23
Who’s here to watch you captured a moment
Everyone knows it’s Cindy
Who’s chuggin’ down on The Others’s Kool-Aid
Way too much time in Room 23
Who’s here to watch you captured a moment
Everyone knows it’s Cindy
Cindy.mp3
((Parody of “Windy” by The Association, Written by Ruthanne Friedman, Warner/Collector’s Choice, 1967: New Lyrics By Wendy Lincoln, 2007)
izikavazo said,
July 7, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
In all seriousness, is that what we assume happened to poor Cindy? That they put her in Room 23 and fried her brain. I wonder how many of the Others they have done that to.
mswendy said,
July 7, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
Hi Izikavazo,
We do know that they did it to at least poor Karl and tried to do it to Walt (but he kept on killing birds, presumably by accident. Although, I have a tiny theory about that I may unleash at some point…lol).
It’s very possible that Cindy may have been subjected to the Rave Room. But then again, she may have gotten a bad bag of Skittles instead of airline peanuts.
Who is Cindy really? Apparently, she had a role in the novel ” Bad Twin” as someones girlfriend, from what I remember reading about it. Was she a mole for Widmore? For Gary Troup, “author” of Bad Twin who got sucked into the turbine in the Pilot episode? What is Oceanic’s role? Is she a plant of Ben’s within the company, like Ethan, Goodwin or Richard? Was she part of the “Canadian Connection” , despite the Australian accent? Only time will tell and I can’t wait til it does.