This was the first LOST parody I’d ever written. I was going to send it into The LOST podcast with Jay and Jack for their Christmas episode way back in ’06… but I lost my voice for 2 weeks and couldn’t record it. So, I decided to brush the dust off it now and post it here. (It’s so old, there’s a ” Benry” reference 
). This parody is about, who else, Mr. James ” Sawyer” Ford and his Bear Village treats. 
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HAVE YOURSELF A FISHY LITTLE BISCUIT
Have yourself a fishy little biscuit
Glad your heart’s not fried
That pacemaker trouble was a Benry lie
Have yourself a fishy little biscuit
Karl and you’ll escape
Then act like The Others are just miles away ( You got tased )
Through the bars of a big bear cage
Full of pent up rage, I’m sure
Red button with its victor’s tune
Will deliver you the cure
Through the bars, you could escape together
If ol’ Kate allows
She won’t leave Jack
Now Pickett’s gun’s against your brow
So, have yourself a fishy little biscuit now
Kate won’t leave Jack
Now Pickett’s gun’s against your brow
So, have yourself a fishy little biscuit
Have yourself a fishy little biscuit
Have yourself a fishy little biscuit now
(Parody of the song “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” Written Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane, 1944, for the film Musical ” Meet Me in St. Louis” . New lyrics by Wendy Lincoln, 2006)
sawyerslilsassafras said,
December 29, 2009 @ 12:34 am
A woman after my own heart!! He-he!! So this was your first?? It is great!! Thanks for sharing!!!
mswendy said,
December 29, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
LOL… I thought you’d get a kick out of it, for sure. Yes, this was the first of many. Thank you!
lostmirrormoments said,
December 6, 2010 @ 8:49 pm
I love this Ms. Wendy!! Great job!
~Ms. Wright
mswendy said,
December 17, 2010 @ 11:41 am
Aww…Thank you, Ms. Wright!