LOST Parody- Buggy Wuggy Eyes

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This is one of the first LOST parody songs that I wrote. It is about the devious yet congenial Benjamin Linus. It is a parody of “Betty Davis Eyes” , a number one eighties jam by the smoky throated Kim Carnes. (Most of my parodies are retro, for I am of a certain age).

I would like to stress that I think Michael Emerson has been a crazy awesome addition to LOST. And the ONLY reason that I felt free to write a song like this is that “Bug Eye” is part of the canon of the show (And …it is kinda funny, in a “Sawyer” sort of way).

(If you’d like to hear more LOST Parodies, click the link or find them under “LOST Parodies” under “Catergories” in the Blogroll)

BUGGY WUGGY EYES

His hair is neatly combed
His lips tell truthful lies
He likes his chicken cold
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes
He’ll turn his manners on you
You might mistake as nice
His bunny’s white as snow
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

And he’ll banter about hamsters
And his island life is pampered
He’s malicious
But he knows how to make a beach brunch that’s delicious
He’s got Steve Buscemi’s ocular size
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

He says you can go home
If that’s what will suffice
Oh no! The submarine’s blown
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes
He’ll stick a needle in you
With a pacemaker device
Oops! Sorry, that’s not true
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

He’s a liar, pants on fire
Hangin’ from a telephone wire
He’s atrocious
And I’ll bet he is the one who took Claire’s hairbrush
Sayid said that he was a spy
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

And he’ll banter about hamsters
And his island life is pampered
He’s malicious
But he knows how to make a beach brunch that’s delicious
He’s got Steve Buscemi’s ocular size
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

And he’ll banter about hamsters
He’s pampered
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes
He’s a liar
Pants on fire
Telephone wire
He’s got buggy wuggy eyes

Buggy Wuggy Eyes MP3
Parody of “Betty Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes (Donna Weiss and Jackie DeShannon ©1981 EMI America)
New lyrics ©2007 Wendy Lincoln

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6 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    MikeR said,

    “HE’S GOT, BIUGGY WUGGY EYES !!!!”

  2. 2

    mswendy said,

    MIIIIIIKE!!!!! LOL 🙂

  3. 3

    Q said,

    omg! like so funny. Buggy wuggy… there so bug… like…

  4. 4

    mswendy said,

    Like, I know, right?!
    Q, you rule… 🙂

  5. 5

    Sawyerslilsassafras said,

    I think this is my favorite! Great job!! I ‘ve got tears in my eyes!! Yes it’s an ungodly hour but it IS a riot!!!

  6. 6

    mswendy said,

    Thanks, SLS! 🙂 Love to hear that it cracked you up. 8)


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