LOST Thoughts : LOST Theme Park at Disney World (and some ride suggestions )

Wayne Henderson of Wayne’s Take on LOST podcast posed this question in his latest podcast: “If Disney did a LOST Theme park addition to Disney World, what could be some of the attractions? (seeing ABC is Disney owned) Well, here’s some of my ideas that I sent him….

1. Catch a Falling Boar (and put it in your pocket)
Just like those good ol’ fashioned greased pig mudpits you see at the county fair. But here at the LOST Theme park, we have genetically programmed each specially selected boar to have a personal vendetta against YOU. But don’t forget, you must catch it before it takes your tarp to go camping.

2. Room 23 Skidoo
You’ll thrill at the brain bending twists and turns as you are strapped to a chair, fitted for an IV and repeatedly “loop da looping” your way through a series of mind altering 3D images like ” Think About Your Life” , “Everything Changes” and ” Buy ‘The Game Plan’, starring The Rock”.

3. Turbine Country
Oh, you know how outta hand things get when there’s a turbine around! Take turns “partying like rockstar” Charlie as you and your friends see who get the closest to the plummeting plane part without getting crush into a fine powder. And get “Trouped” in the Turbine Twista’ (Air Jordan will have nothin’ on you)!

4. The Waterfall of Wonders
Dive deep into our own spectacular LOST Water Park. You can just take a dip or play along in “Sawyer’s Scavenger Seahunt”. Have a blast as you and your “Freckles” search for treasures from the past like the mysterious Halliburton case (with a little surprise inside), “come in handy later” plane wreckage and bloated wallets off the remains of former fellow passengers (also bloated).

5. Danielle’s Booby Hatch Traps
That French chick was crazy….like a FOX! But not as wacky as her zany contraptions of survival. Experience the Baby Dolls of Death, the Swinging Spike Stump and the REAL Tunnel O’ Love, the “Getting Caught in a Net ” SkyTram. Ooh la la!

6. Nigerian Drug Plane Freefall
Hang on for the ride of your life (and possible demise) as you ascend off a magestic cliff to the jungle below. You’ll be hurdling at speeds no human could possibly endure without sustaining serious bodily injury as you hear the rockin’ soundtrack of the desperate cries of LOST fan favorites Bernard and Locke. It’s a Boone-ified good time!

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    […] LOST Thoughts : LOST Theme Park at Disney World (and some ride suggestions ) Wayne Henderson of Wayne’s Take on LOST podcast posed this question in his latest podcast: “If Disney did a LOST Theme park addition to Disney World, what could be some of the attractions? (seeing ABC is Disney owned) Well, here’s some of my ideas…. 1. Catch a Falling Boar (and put it in your pocket) Just like those good ol’ fashioned greased pig mudpits you see at the county fair. But here at the LOST Theme park, we have genetically programmed each specially selected boar to have a personal […]

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    mswendy said,

    Pingin’ back from the UK! Nice 🙂 Thank you!

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    It’s so hot today! Me and my Freckles (my daughter) are ready for the Waterfall of Wonders. Let’s start building it, Ms. Wendy!

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    Jessica said,

    Lost_WFTB is making the dreams a reality. Petition here : http://petol.org/lostdisn


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