LOST Thoughts : The Variable ( or Tie Die )

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There was a young genius who went back in time.
I dunno why he got shot through the tie,
Perhaps he’ll die.

There was a young genius who went on a sub,
That splishied and splashied and went glub , glub, glub.
He went on the sub to go back in time.
But I dunno why he got shot through the tie –
Perhaps he’ll die.

There was a young genius who went to Ann Arbor;
To the Degroots, with theories to barter?
He went to Ann Arbor on the Dharma Sub
That splishied and splashied and went glub, glub, glub,
He went on the sub to go back in time.
But I dunno why he got shot through the tie –
Perhaps he’ll die

There was a young genius trying to save friends.
Fun never ends, tries saving his friends.
He tried to save friends and went to Ann Arbor …
He went to Ann Arbor on the Dharma sub
That splishied and splashied and went glub, glub, glub.
He went on the sub to go back in time.
But I dunno why he got shot through the tie
Perhaps he’ll die

There was a young genius with notebook in hand.
What’s in it? A plan? A notebook in hand.
He wrote in the book to help out his friends…
He helped out his friends and went to Ann Arbor …
He went to Ann Arbor on the Dharma sub
That splishied and splashied and went glub, glub, glub.
He went on the sub to go back in time.
But I dunno why he’s got shot through the tie.
Perhaps he’ll die.

There was a young genius who just can’t remember.
That crash in September? He just can’t remember!
He wants to remember so he kept a notebook …
He has the notebook that will help his friends.
He helped out his friends and went to Ann Arbor …
He went to Ann Arbor on the Dharma sub
That splishied and splashied and went glub, glub, glub
He went on the sub to go back in time.
But I dunno why he got shot through the tie.
Perhaps he’ll die.

There was a young genius who started to cry.
I don’t know why he started to cry!
He started to cry cuz he can’t remember…
He tried to remember and carried a notebook…
He carried the notebook to help out his friends…
He helped out his friends when he went to Ann Arbor…
He went to Ann Arbor on the Dharma sub
That splishied and splashied and went glub, glub, glub.
He went on the sub to go back in time .
But I dunno why he got shot through the tie.
Perhaps he’ll die.

There was a young genius, the son of Widmore –
He’s dead, of course.

(or not… It’s LOST , so ya never know..lol )

( Review is a parody of the old folk song/poem “There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly”, new words by Ms.Wendy )

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    Capcom said,

    LOL, that’s great! And a very good summary of the ciruitous destiny of poor little Danny.

    That was a very unsettling ending, IMO. We can only hope that maybe he will be taken to get healed, but I don’t want to get my hopes up about that in case it doesn’t happen that way. šŸ˜¦

  2. 2

    mswendy said,

    Thanks, Capcom! šŸ™‚

    I agree, the final scene was pretty distressing. It’s possible that they may take him to The Temple, since he is the offspring of two hostiles ( and we could actually get a look inside of it) . But it’s looking more likely this was Daniel “Swan Song” ( no pun intended) . šŸ˜¦


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