LOST Parody : Richard Alpert/Benjamin Linus

With just a little less than a month to go, here’s another LOST parody. Remember, in Season 3, when Richard and Ben would get together to play ” Good Cop/Bad Cop” with John Locke and all he had to do was kill his dad. Ah yes… times were simpler then. πŸ˜‰

( Note: Richard Alpert being from The Black Rock is merely a theory…for now. I mean, he could be from 4 toed statue times, from Roman mythology or from a failed, Depression era attempt at opening a “Medieval Times” – style restaurant chain. And also, it fit the lyrics best. πŸ˜‰ )

(If you would like to listen to more LOST parodies, click here). πŸ™‚

RICHARD ALPERT/BENJAMIN LINUS

We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
We’re so sorry you’ve forgotten your birthday
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But you kinda freak us out ’cause we believe you haven’t aged

We’re so sorry but we haven’t used the bus all day
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But if we run someone over, we’ll be sure to give a ring

We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But we haven’t staged a Dharma purge all day
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But the tension’s on the boil
Looks like it should be any day

( Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Ooh, Ooh)

Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes
Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes

Benjamin Linus notified me
I had to get The Man From Tallahassee
I had to trick Locke into killing Anthony
So I brought the file ( Brought the file)
John Locke wouldn’t do it so I showed him Sawyer’s file

Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes
Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes

Drink a little, take a sip, it calms you down ( calms you down)
Trip might bump you off the ground
In a sub we get around
Drink a little, take a sip, it calms you down ( calms you down)
Trip might bump you off the ground
In a sub we get around

Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes
Sailed across the water ( Black Rock)
Liner ‘cross his eyes

( Ooh, Ooh, Ooh……)

(Parody of the song “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” Written by Paul and Linda McCartney, 1971, Album: Ram, Parlophone . New lyrics by Wendy Lincoln, 2007)

UncleAlpert.mp3

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8 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    anony-moose said,

    This one is so much fun! I’ve listened to it several times and it just keeps getting better! I love the use of the smoke monster sound effects! The production value (does that term apply to songs? is it level of production, maybe more ambitious production?) improves with every song you put out. It takes a couple of listens to fully appreciate it.

    That’s not to say the earlier songs lack anything. “Buggy Wuggy Eyes” is still a classic, and I’ll never forget the Ms. Wendy scream in “Tarps”

  2. 2

    mswendy said,

    Thank you so much! It just hit me that the Smoke Monster noise sounded a lot like the phone part. Had to give it a try. πŸ™‚

    LOL “Buggy Wuggy Eyes” took 42 takes. That’s right… 42 …until I could do it without cracking up. And I forgot to write in what I was going to do after the scream. So, I just decided to sing ” Taaaaarps”, in the moment.

    So glad you like the parodies. 8) More on the way! πŸ™‚

  3. 3

    Kunal said,

    Amazing stuff Ms.Wendy. I love all your parodies. You have a beautiful singing voice and it sounds quite different from your talking voice. I’m looking forward to the next one already πŸ™‚

  4. 5

    Jean said,

    Adding your blog to my list of Lost blogs.

  5. 7

    This is the 4th blog post, of your blog I
    personally checked out. Nonetheless I actually love this
    specific one, β€œLOST Parody : Richard Alpert/Benjamin Linus
    « It’s About Bunnies!” the most. Thanks -Glen

  6. 8

    mswendy said,

    Thank you, Glen for stopping by the blog and for letting me know that you enjoy the parody. And thankfully, my theory about Richardos turned out to be true, so it still ‘works’ …lol.


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